this is my 100th post!
in memory of my blog, i shall tell...... A JOKE!

[please note of some bad *words* used]
once upon a time, ah mad is burnt to death in his house.

He was burnt so badly, no one could see his face.
Thus the police man ahkong decided to call ahmad's friends to identify, since ahmad has no relatives(sad...)
so ahyo & ahdeh comes to the corpse and ahyo starts first.

ahyo: hey sir can turn this guy around?
ahkong: oh.. ok.

ahkong did as he is told and he turn the corpse around (though he wonders why did ahmad ask him to do that)

Ahyo: heng ah! this no ahmad!

ahkong was surprised, but he didn't question further.
to his surprise, ahdeh did the same thing ahyo did! he couldn't help it anymore! and he asked

ahkong: how did u know it is not ahmad?
ahyo&deh: well.... cause he has 2 assholes!
ahkong: WHAT!! is this true?! how do u know?
ahyo&deh: the whole village knows that! everytime when we 3 go out, whoever sees us will say "here comes ahmad with the 2 assholes!"
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LOL i love this joke! and anyway, thnks to jiarong, i have decided to start reading the new topseller - twilight! i find it nice too anyway, like a cool cover and some nice ol' storyline! i like vampires and supernatural stuff (not too scary though) so i guess i will like it!
i will buy it next week, when i go popular!:)

i realised! holidays are damn boring!!! ah... that's so frustating!! so i decided to go read books(novels in fact) to pass time. but diao, i have to study!! omg.. who actually studies during the holidays??? and i was planning to go all out going out with friends la!!

but nvr mind, haha

see you
phyllis